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In case you had not heard, Steve Irwin died. [Sep. 6th, 2006|01:40 pm]
Alice Pane

To expound more on this, I have transcribed and portion of "The Show" with Ze Frank.  Linked for your reference.




Here is a conversation Ze had with himself:


According to in depth news source, CNN, a new poll suggests that most Americans are angry about, quote, something, end quote, when it comes to how the country is run.


Something!?  What?!






They kill indiscriminately without warning!


But why?  What religion do they follow?


I don’t think they have one, they must be atheists.


Atheists, I knew it!  Just like all the dangerous fishes.


What are their political aspirations?


They’re fish; I don’t think they have any.


They’re Atheioanarchists!


An Atheioanarchist?  Isn’t that just like Hitler?


No, he was a Christofacist.


Whatever, if Hitler were a fish I’m sure he would ally with the stingray.


Agreed, but what can we do?  These Atheioanarchist stingrays are hard to spot and they often hide underground.


Well they just killed one of the coolest guys in the world down in Australia.


Now you’re talking.  First let's send a team of divers down to Australia to fuck with more stingrays.


Yes!  That will keep them occupied and prevent them from coming up onto land.


Exactly.  Whatever it takes.  Now tell me what happened.


Well, Erwin was stabbed in the heart while swimming in the sting ray habitat.


Ok, ban swimming...and ban hearts from any proximity to liquids.


Good, but I just thought of something.  What about the people who like fish?


The Japanese.


That’s right; it all comes back to the Shinto-Christofacists.

Well, we’ll keep tabs on people who order sushi.



Also, thanks to Nani for linking this great article. http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=68619


[User Picture]From: spideyj
2006-09-07 04:25 am (UTC)

Glad you enjoyed it. Miss you! *smooches*
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